I'm Sam Pound, I'm number one
Apologizing for what I've done
Case you're wondering what that was
I snuck into a bath room and I fisted my cuz
I held her down and watched her struggle
Then played with her melons because I like to juggle
I’m not here to eat eats those truffles
I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle
Mum needs to understand that this is comedy, she heard me laugh and repeat the lyrics and she said "if you honestly think this subject is funny then you're gonna have to get your head checked by a doctor," that's when I told that it's meant to be a comedy and I'm laughing because I got the joke. I also should tell her that this is more clever than modern day Adam Sandler movies.
Where is the Bush crime family, the Clinton Cartel, Obama and his Tranny, Barney [blowjob] Frank, Ellen Degenerate, Rev. Juanita [I like girls] Bynum and all of other glitterati, paparazzi, litterati, cognoscenti that you dumb-fucks love and admire.
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