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The Straightest Dude Ever

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(He eats lighters.) See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com CAST John - John Milhiser Ally Beardsley Grant O'Brien Raphael Chestang Zac Oyama Katie Marovitch Party Background - Curtis Kingsley Meghan Smith Paul Martin Jason Nguyen Chris Schuchert Frankie McLafferty CREW Director - Ryan Anthony Martin Writer - Jessica Ross Producer - Shane Crown Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty Director of Photography - Cooper James 1st AC -Chris MacDonald 2nd AC/DIT - Santiago Bahti Gaffer - Saul Cervantes Key Grip - Nathan Krauss Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound HMU - Denise Valentine Production Designer - Kaeleigh Morrison President of Original Content - Sam Reich Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks Supervising Producer - Alex Edge Production Legal - Karen Segall Production Accountant - Shay Parsons Production Accountant - Chetera Bell Production Assistant - Kennya Rivera Production Assistant - Kevin Clark-Ryan Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin & Sam Geer Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek Assistant Editor - Brittany Joyner Assistant Editor - A.J. Bedard
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DK Miner99 (22 hours ago)
He would be Burning Straight
Vermillion Nights (4 days ago)
??? Lmao this is too straight for my gay ass
R023 (6 days ago)
He can never draw circles because he's so straight
Dumbass Chan (8 days ago)
hi
RaLisha Herman (8 days ago)
😡
Potato Nacho Unicorn (9 days ago)
Omg one of my straight guy friends does pull ups all the time on the door frames and I point him out all the time 😂😂 He's such a show off lol
The monkey experience (10 days ago)
Hats off for supporting
s P e E d Y b O i (10 days ago)
lol seems like the manliest dude ever
Theofanis Greek (10 days ago)
the most normal dude ever
Arya Faeqy (10 days ago)
Exactly. People criticize you nowadays for being "too straight".
Mental Deviant (10 days ago)
There's no proof James dean was gay people!
HopOnTheHype (11 days ago)
That's called being a boring and annoying person.
User Name (13 days ago)
too straight to function
jerusha bergen (13 days ago)
I really hope he washed his hands after he stuck his hand in his pants. He touched the tv remote and popcorn afterwards. Gross.
FootedPath 65 (13 days ago)
WTF did I just watch
The Mechanical Maniacs (13 days ago)
Just cause your straight doesn't mean your a jackass
WKSMU (13 days ago)
Straight cocaine
Shigeo Kageyama (13 days ago)
But his mum gay, lol
Ken Carter (14 days ago)
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Robert King (14 days ago)
Jake would have been great in this role.
Bradical Hk (15 days ago)
The guy being straight is the gayest dude I’ve ever seen
Free Dom (15 days ago)
If you try to hard to make yourself look straight you’re probably gay
Aisha C. (16 days ago)
that went dark for a second
Somewon Yuno (16 days ago)
The struggle is real. We are straight and we are not ashamed.
Anime Boy (16 days ago)
.∆. ∆∆.
Cody Erlanger (16 days ago)
This is how I feel abour flamboyant gays. If you like dudes/chicks dont need to flaunt it so much. Kinda interferes with having a "straight" conversation (pun intended) but seriously the flamboyance is soo loud I cant see/hear your likes/dislikes in life besides your gender preference (note i didn't say sexual preference cuz there's more to life than bedding your own gender)
Maxixe314 (17 days ago)
Honestly, I have met more "flaming straights" than "flaming gays". Should I be concerned?
Steven Gamble (18 days ago)
I fucking lost it when he started looking for the stud. xD
Ike B (19 days ago)
Wait but if he likes girls than that makes him gay. Cause girl like guys and liking guys is gay. I bet you never thought of that one!
FNPlayz (19 days ago)
Eating lighters is the straightest thing ever
Alex Shuysky (20 days ago)
The fact that he's gay in real life makes me sad because why couldn't straight actors casted as straight people? Why would they cast gay people to play straight roles? It's just counter progressive and I'm triggered by it.
Leon Jakobs (21 days ago)
This video is gay though
uhohwawh (22 days ago)
he s gay undercover
Fraggot 911 (22 days ago)
He can't do a chin up lol
KER (22 days ago)
So... Dean Winchester?
George Batuello (22 days ago)
I have to go sharpen my knife collection 😂👌
Lynks EDM (23 days ago)
oh yeah i eat lighters too :3
Lynz Way is my mom (24 days ago)
Straight as a dick
BluishRed (24 days ago)
Wowwwww he so straight
Dawid Pisarczyk (24 days ago)
Give this man a cookie
YoloMaster Sherr (25 days ago)
I totally thought he'd end up beng gay.
Jun Kurosu (22 days ago)
Spoiler he is
Lord Plop (25 days ago)
*T E S T O S T E R O N E*
Amethyst Lee (25 days ago)
John seems gay
MeatVision (26 days ago)
Hahahha xD
Alissa McKinzey (26 days ago)
Turn it off, Like a light switch, Just go click, It’s a cool little straight guy trick.
Ahadur Rahman Alif (26 days ago)
Want advice for a new video? Make the straightest girl ever
darrel stinkmeaner (27 days ago)
He's *FLAMING* straight!
Tanner Mulligan (27 days ago)
For the straights wondering: yeah, we see you like this.
The Q (28 days ago)
I didn't expect to find something that is actually still controversial and then I found this. And it's not even offensive. Good job!
Kittybarks Puppymeows (28 days ago)
This is like 98% of the boys in my class
Guns and Wood (28 days ago)
He searched 5 feet of wall and found one stud? They need to get out of the house.
Johnny Reno (28 days ago)
Is it bad that i do alot of the things this guy does, even the finding the stud in the wall
A Casual on Survival (29 days ago)
I'm straight, nyah? Love it or leave it, nyah?
Musashi Kaneko (29 days ago)
Nut tapping is mad gay foh
Lol I get it
Lunar Eclipse367 (29 days ago)
He's so straight he's a circle X3
Someguy 619 (29 days ago)
Allie isn't str8 lmfao
Jashmail Mathis (29 days ago)
James Deen the pornstar was gay!?
(Deleted) (1 month ago)
this is very heterophobic i dont approve this
WutThe Unicorn (1 month ago)
Straight: | Gay: 0 Bisexual: (
anton tk (1 month ago)
Bruh I cant tell whether person like this exists or it’s satire for how some gay ppl are; like too in your face gay (come on we know they exist, don’t shoot the messenger)
butt butterson (1 month ago)
We need to show this to the gays and show them that sometimes everyone can be judged on their sexuality, not just them. Praise CH😭
Chanch Chanch (1 month ago)
goes across the whole wall and finds one stud XDDD
maelissa kluckman (1 month ago)
You should add the "coming out as trans everything" video to the college humor pride playlist
shethewriter (1 month ago)
“He’s rubbing the back of his head.”
Aesithair Runekafi (1 month ago)
Probably has an extensive dildo collection.
ActuallyIan (1 month ago)
Ever noticed how all the homophobes in the comments keep blatantly misinterpreting this video? It's almost as if there's a correlationg between being a homophobe and being a fucking dumbass
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diehardrvdfan22 (23 days ago)
Dos.
CRAWL (1 month ago)
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diehardrvdfan22 (28 days ago)
Uno.
Vance L. Gilmore (1 month ago)
He's a straight gay guy. Or a gay straight man.
RorytheRomulan (1 month ago)
You're gonna have to ruin the joke for me to get it.
Al Rodriguez (1 month ago)
4 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Was this supposed to be funny?
ShadowManV3 (1 month ago)
pretty sure the dude playing the super straight guy is gay lol
Ahmet Emin Koçal (1 month ago)
ILLUMINATI; CONFIRMED!
minniemouse-2014 Sieg (1 month ago)
初見です
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Logan Gleason-Blois (1 month ago)
Absolute classic
Hercules Brofister (1 month ago)
icing on the cake would have been a shirt of a good, well known classic rock band like queen or judas priest. workin man's music, straight as an arrow.
Dan West (1 month ago)
This mans so straight, hes gay.
bbb limbu (1 month ago)
Gay people suck
Vance L. Gilmore (1 month ago)
bbb limbu -pretty much, yeah. Somebody's gotta do it.
Some Person (1 month ago)
No u
Rahim Mitha (1 month ago)
Every 7th grade boy.
*ItsAMb * (1 month ago)
He's the Straightest guy that scientists have creacted at only 0.0002% Gay
coffee bean (1 month ago)
Doesn't look a man in the eye because it's too gay
Clay B (1 month ago)
Hes as straight as a circle
Matt Evans (1 month ago)
He's so straight he's like a stick (Duuuuhhhh)
sato (1 month ago)
seems pretty gay
Jun Kurosu (22 days ago)
That's the joke
André Mota (1 month ago)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jan Sitkowski (1 month ago)
I thought it was retard guy not straight.
Some kind of Entity (1 month ago)
straightlivesmatter

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